Ten Things Your Single Friends Are Tired Of Hearing

constantlyeffed:

1) “You’ll find it when you aren’t looking!”

This is typically where your advice starts. ”It’ll come along when you least expect it,” is also “You’ll find it when you aren’t looking“‘s retarded little sister. You can all just go fuck right the fuck off after you say this to anyone who is single….

thesoundofonebrainthinking:

hertje73:

Philomena Cunk’s

Moments of Wonder Ep 1: Time

Philomena Cunk asks “What is clocks?" at the ‘Greenwich Clock Museum’.. 

OMG!!  Science Fax!!!

"Time has existed since before time began, and today it’s all around us: on our phones, in the corner of the news … but, once upon a time, if you wanted the time, you had to come here, to the headquarters of time: Greenwich Clock Museum."

"This is the famous Greenwich Marillion Line, named after the band Marillion, who were named after this line."

(Source: youtube.com)

Bossy, pushy, selfish, vain. RT if you’ve been called one of these for being strong: